While I Was Out…

So, I know there was at least one imposter here while I was out—yet again! I can smell them everywhere. Why do humans think dogs are stupid just because we don’t speak English? Let me tell you, I’m not. This is highly frustrating. I walked in this morning feeling grand. Then, BAM! Others! And I know one of them played with my squishy cell phone. Who was here? I bet you my next treat that I smelled those two Beagles of Kenny’s. Well, I’ll show them…just wait until he leaves his lunch unattended. But, I finally got my iMix up so I’ll just sit back and listen for a while…