Todd Long Unleashes Second Firkin!

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Bay Shore, NY 11706
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Long Island Beer & Malt Enthusiasts (LIBME) member and official cabana boy of Hotel Super Neat Beer Adventure, Yes!! Todd Long unleashes a firkin of Greenport Harbor Brewing Company Black IPA for The Cortland’s second “First Friday Firkin” event on Friday, 2/4.

Here is a picture of Todd Long:


So cute.

The first “First Friday Firkin” was unleashed by us at Super Neat Beer Adventure, Yes!!, and was an unforgettable experience.

Like Starks’ “The Dunk” and subsequent Mason-Oakley thoracic bump unforgettable.

Here is the premiere episode of the Super Neat Beer Adventure, Yes!! Home Video Series, which chronicled our intense training for the beast-up:

Long has informed us that he is on a strict regiment of “cartwheels and backward-looped séances with ‘Aoxomoxoa’ beneath steel scaffolds” to prepare for his tap.