Todd Long Unleashes Second Firkin!

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Long Island Beer & Malt Enthusiasts (LIBME) member and official cabana boy of Hotel Super Neat Beer Adventure, Yes!! Todd Long unleashes a firkin of Greenport Harbor Brewing Company Black IPA for The Cortland’s second “First Friday Firkin” event on Friday, 2/4.

Here is a picture of Todd Long:


So cute.

The first “First Friday Firkin” was unleashed by us at Super Neat Beer Adventure, Yes!!, and was an unforgettable experience.

Like Starks’ “The Dunk” and subsequent Mason-Oakley thoracic bump unforgettable.

Here is the premiere episode of the Super Neat Beer Adventure, Yes!! Home Video Series, which chronicled our intense training for the beast-up:

Long has informed us that he is on a strict regiment of “cartwheels and backward-looped séances with ‘Aoxomoxoa’ beneath steel scaffolds” to prepare for his tap.


niko krommydas

Niko Krommydas has written for Tasting Table, BeerAdvocate, Munchies, and First We Feast. He is editor of Craft Beer New York, an app for the iPhone, and a columnist for Yankee Brew News. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.