Post-analysis of Friday’s (5/19) Long Ireland Beer Company “Nine and Dine,” a nine hole, scramble-style golf tournament at Great Rock Golf Club followed by three courses at the adjoining Blackwells Restaurant, provides conclusive evidence that, should Super Neat Beer Adventure, Yes!! ever cease to exist, Super Neat Golf Adventure, Yes!! would not be a felicitous replacement.
A green-grassed disaster, 4realz.
Fortunately, any golf deficiency distress was drowned by numerous fills of pine-hoppy Pale Ale dispensed from Long Ireland’s “golf cart”:
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