Gorilla Hops-oon: Syosset Beverage & Unibroue 17 Grande Réserve

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Preface: Gorilla Hops-oon will showcase tag-team alliances of Long Island-located beverage centers and select beers within, using hyper-rasslin’ commentary provided by Gorilla Monsoon‘s irrational corpse. After completing an entry of Gorilla Hops-oon, one is encouraged to acquire featured liquid at featured establishment, consume, and, while wearing a magenta singlet and luchador mask, dropkick six random individuals in the cerebrum. A demand from Gorilla Monsoon’s irrational corpse.

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Tag-Team Alliance: Syosset Beverage & Unibroue 17 Grande Réserve

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Gorilla Monsoon’s Irrational Corpse: “Unibroue 17 Grande Réserve, a Belgian-inspired, French oak-aged ale with cherry, leather, semi-heat, spice, and sugar, has just powerbombed an ambulance in Syosset Beverage! Oh, dear. Now the defibrillator has a steel chair, wrapped in barbed wire. I crave blood.”