Preface: Gorilla Hops-oon will showcase tag-team alliances of Long Island-located beverage centers and select beers within, using hyper-rasslin’ commentary provided by Gorilla Monsoon‘s irrational corpse. After completing an entry of Gorilla Hops-oon, one is encouraged to acquire featured liquid at featured establishment, consume, and, while wearing a magenta singlet and luchador mask, dropkick six random individuals in the cerebrum. A demand from Gorilla Monsoon’s irrational corpse.
Gorilla Monsoon’s Irrational Corpse: “Schlutzer is carving Flair’s forehead with a jagged bottle of Founders Brewing Company Frangelic Mountain Brown! Mutilation! I hope Schlutzer pours the remnants of the malty, coffee-creamed brown into Flair’s wound! Oh, dear. I can smell the hazelnut and blood! I enjoy this.”