Gorilla Hops-oon: Bellport Cold Beer & Soda & Founders Brewing Company Frangelic Mountain Brown

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Preface: Gorilla Hops-oon will showcase tag-team alliances of Long Island-located beverage centers and select beers within, using hyper-rasslin’ commentary provided by Gorilla Monsoon‘s irrational corpse. After completing an entry of Gorilla Hops-oon, one is encouraged to acquire featured liquid at featured establishment, consume, and, while wearing a magenta singlet and luchador mask, dropkick six random individuals in the cerebrum. A demand from Gorilla Monsoon’s irrational corpse.

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Tag-Team Alliance: Bellport Cold Beer & Soda & Founders Brewing Company Frangelic Mountain Brown

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Gorilla Monsoon’s Irrational Corpse: “Schlutzer is carving Flair’s forehead with a jagged bottle of Founders Brewing Company Frangelic Mountain Brown! Mutilation! I hope Schlutzer pours the remnants of the malty, coffee-creamed brown into Flair’s wound! Oh, dear. I can smell the hazelnut and blood! I enjoy this.”

niko krommydas

Niko Krommydas has written for Tasting Table, BeerAdvocate, Munchies, and First We Feast. He is editor of Craft Beer New York, an app for the iPhone, and a columnist for Yankee Brew News. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.