Preface: Gorilla Hops-oon will showcase beers available, and purchased, within Long Island-located beverage centers, using hyper-rasslin’ commentary provided by Gorilla Monsoon‘s corpse. After completing an entry of Gorilla Hops-oon, one is encouraged to acquire featured liquid at featured establishment, consume, and, while wearing a magenta singlet and luchador mask, dropkick six random individuals in the cerebrum. A demand from Gorilla Monsoon’s corpse.
Gorilla Monsoon’s Corpse: “OH. MY. GOD. Michaels just plastered Jannetty with a Superkick! There is barbershop glass everywhere! And. And. And now Michaels is celebrating with some gargoyle-type creature! Beer? Yes! Beer! They are consuming Stone Brewing Company Ruination Tenth Anniversary IPA, a bitter behemoth of dank, heat, herbal, orange, and sweet, over Jannetty’s unconscious body-blob! Romanus! Where art thou?”