Monday Beer Dopeness: Rick Sobotka Fan Club

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I am president of The Rick Sobotka Fan Club.

Membership includes weekly visits to Rick Sobotka’s house for intense landscaping and shed organization sessions, inspirational text messages from Rick Sobotka’s personal assistant (“Rick needs his laundry ASAP thanks ur a great person!”), and one autographed photograph.

[Note: The latter can be personalized for an additional fee of $49.95.]

Join.