Three Can’t Miss Events: Sept. 25 to Sept. 28

Steven Wright at The Paramount
This Academy-award winning comedian (that’s right, look it up) has had a career spanning 30 years, with his most recent gig as a consulting producer for Louie. With his trademark deadpan, monotone delivery, he’ll offer up witty one-liner observations like, “I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time.’ So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.”
The Paramount, Saturday, Sept. 27, 8pm,

178th Annual Long Island Fair
Enjoy Long Island’s oldest fair. Once called the Queens County Fair, the event moved to Old Bethpage Village in 1970 and was renamed. Over 25,000 festivalgoers crowd the fairgrounds each year to enjoy the many crafts and hobby workshops along with the displays of horticultural, agricultural and domestic arts exhibits. Prizes are awarded to individual best of class. Be sure to catch a glimpse of the Island’s largest squash and biggest sunflower.
1303 Round Swamp Rd., Old Bethpage, Saturday, Sept. 27 and Sunday, Sept. 28, 10am to 5pm,

Fresh oysters. Image: Larry Hoffman via Flickr Creative Commons.

Grand Central Oyster Frenzy
Sixteen varieties of oysters, chef demonstrations, oyster shuckings. The 12th Annual Grand Central Oyster Frenzy presented by Blue Island Oyster Company takes place this Saturday. Compete in the slurp off competitive eating competition, try some of the food chefs will prepare and take part in the beer shucking championships.
Grand Central Oyster Bar, Saturday, Sept. 27, noon to 4pm,

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