Southampton Cultural Center Presents Promises, Promises Thursday March 9th through Sunday March 26th. Chuck Baxter lives most of his personal and professional life unnoticed. But he has one valuable asset – his apartment. And if shared with the executives in his firm, it could mean promotion. Based on the Academy Award-winning film, The Apartment, Promises, Promises features a book by Neil Simon and music and lyrics by Burt Bachrach and Hal David. The infectious score includes “I Say a Little Prayer,” “A House is Not a Home,” “I’ll Never Fall in Love Again” and “Promises, Promises.” Dinner & Theater Packages give you a 3-course dinner before the show, and include tax, gratuity and a ticket to the performance. Please call the restaurant and let them know that you are coming as part of the package. Brunch & Theater Packages give you a brunch with a mimosa before the show and include tax, gratuity and a ticket to the performance.