Horoscopes July 2014

  • Aquarius

    Jan 20—Feb 18

    (Jan 20-Feb 18)
    The new moon in Aquarius thirsts for radical (and potentially ill-advised) undertakings. On the 26th, water bearers may feel the giddy urge to wildly transform their appearances at the drop of a hat. A snazzy new ’do or guilty pleasure purchase is fine, but remember: A face tattoo is forever.

  • Aries

    March 21—April 19

    (Mar 21-April 19)
    When Uranus lands in a sign, it sticks around for a solid seven years. This co-dependence pays off for Aries, as it benefits from daily infusions of energy and creativity. Enjoy this time, because 2018 will be here faster than a jerky kid can say “Hey! Uranus sounds like...”

  • Cancer

    June 21—July 22

    (June 21-July 22)
    When the Sun, Mercury and Venus visit this month, Cancer becomes a veritable airline hub for the cosmos. With so many travelers under one roof, lines of communication are easily crossed. Triple check correspondence on the 18th and opt for phone calls over email whenever possible.

  • Capricorn

    Dec 22—Jan 19

    (Dec 22-Jan 19)
    Pluto hangs out at the intersection of “bored of my job” and “ready for change” and it’s eager to help all passersby. Overworked, underappreciated Capricorns may find themselves heading to that corner on the 11th. Instead of ignoring the career shift itch, consider scratching it.

  • Gemini

    May 21—June 20

    (May 21 - June 20)
    On the tchotchkes shelf of life, Venus is a big-eyed Precious Moments doll desperate for love. From the 1st through the 13th, she makes the twin sign uncharacteristically needy. Gems are rarely vulnerable, partners will likely find this sudden softness downright aww-inspiring.

  • Leo

    July 23—Aug 22

    (July 23-Aug 22)
    Buying a rabbit’s foot is one way to court luck, but PETA would prefer you simply wait for Jupiter. From the 18th until month’s end, the coveted planet of fortune smiles down on Leos. Now’s the time to take (smart) chances in life and love. Hop to it!

  • Libra

    Sept 23—Oct 22

    (Sept 23-Oct 22)
    Mars enters on the 12th dead set on starting trouble. Libras are constantly engaged in an internal balancing act, attempting to remain calm when their tempers would love to bubble over. Don’t give Mars—or anyone for that matter—the pleasure of toppling those scales.

  • Pices

    Feb 19—March 20

    (Feb 19-Mar 20)
    Independent Pisces live life with their heads in the clouds, but Neptune makes coming down to Earth worth it. On the 14th, an unexpected acquaintance will rise to the coveted rank of “friend” at work. When the going gets tough, the tough will now have someone with whom to take a coffee break.

  • Sagittarius

    Nov 22—Dec 21

    (Nov 22-Dev 20)
    Meddling Mars is Dennis the Menace to Sagittarians’ George Wilson: Annoying, but well intentioned. This month, make time for pals who may feel a bit neglected of late. If ignored for much longer, they simply won’t come out to play in the future.

  • Scorpio

    Oct 23—Nov 21

    (Oct 23-Nov 20)
    Saturn only has rings for Scorpio. Obsessed with achievement, the planet puts its chosen people on the path to success...but it takes the road less traveled. Saturn takes over two years to fully orbit, so keep that nose to the grindstone. Work put in now will pay off in December.

  • Taurus

    April 20—May 20

    (April 20-May20)
    Lately, Taurans haven’t been embracing their inner bulls at work. There’s no need to wreck the proverbial China shop, but at least rattle a few shelves. Take every opportunity to insert a smart opinion or savvy idea. Forget smashing plates: It’s time to shatter co-workers’ misconceptions.

  • Virgo

    Aug 23—Sept 22

    (Aug 23-Sept 22)
    Happy Hunger Games! With no planets dropping by this month, Virgos are on their own. The 6th sign is more content to follow than to lead, so this forced independence should be incredibly positive and invigorating. “May the odds be ever in your favor!”

sydney levin

Sydney Levin is an extremely attractive writer living in New York City. She enjoys noodles and sloths, although not in that order.