Horoscopes June 2014

  • Aquarius

    Jan 20—Feb 18

    (January 20—February 18)
    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and...I’m probably an Aquarius. Water bearers are loyal to a fault, and they’re easily guilted into giving far too many chances. When a self-serving co-worker proves untrustworthy around the 15th , make a clean break and don’t look back.

  • Aries

    March 21—April 19

    (March 21—April 19)
    Aries relish being in charge (and others naturally follow them), but even the pied piper could use a vacation from all that magical music. Say no to a big project on the 25th and take advantage of easy-breezy June. Aries has earned this groupie-free recharge time.

  • Cancer

    June 21—July 22

    (June 21—July 22)
    Mercury’s arrival on the 6th makes typically unflappable cancers more sensitive than usual. Feelings will be easily hurt and little jabs that would normally roll off a crab’s back feel more like punches. Your skin will thicken back up on the 12th, but it may be time to get rid of that verbal assailant.

  • Capricorn

    Dec 22—Jan 19

    (December 22—January 19)
    What’s that song little kids sing...something like “first comes love, then comes long-buried resentment?” Caps must not let June pass without addressing last month’s lingering relationship problems. Lucky Jupiter will stick around to ensure difficult conversations end with kisses, not disses.

  • Gemini

    May 21—June 20

    (May 21—June 20)
    Geminis love to be the star of the show, but people around them often grow tired of being pushed off the marquee. If friends can’t ever get a word in edgewise, they’ll find someone else to talk to. On the 12th, give a co-worker equal billing after a project comes to fruition. The ability to share the stage is just as impressive as commanding it alone.

  • Leo

    July 23—Aug 22

    (July 23—August 22)
    June’s full strawberry moon rises on the 13th, bringing some ripe gossip with it. Chatty Leos love to be the bearers of any news, but speaking up could sour a very important relationship. Do whatever it takes to keep the seeds of this drama out of your teeth until it blows over on the 20th.

  • Libra

    Sept 23—Oct 22

    (September 23—October 22)
    Volcanic Libras have been spewing negativity lately as confused villagers scatter for the positivity of high ground. our advice: Try going an hour, then a full day, without snarking someone (or something) to death. Ditching those dark impulses will liberate the sunshine that’s been obscured behind those clouds of smoke.

  • Pices

    Feb 19—March 20

    (February 19—March 20)
    Indecision is Pisces’ kryptonite, keeping them hemming and hawing on the sidelines when they should be dashing toward the finish. When a difficult, unforseen choice must be made on the 18th, Pisces must listen to their gut and stand strong. See? It doesn’t take much to be super.

  • Sagittarius

    Nov 22—Dec 21

    (November 22—December 21)
    May was like Facebook after everyone discovered FarmVille requests: Baffling and irritating. June, on the other hoof, is pleasant and relaxing. Nothing blocks Sagittarius’ path, so it’s time to take a chance...as long as it doesn’t involve buying (real or virtual) land.

  • Scorpio

    Oct 23—Nov 21

    (October 23—November 21)
    In a world where everyone is going warp speed, slow down just enough for fortune to catch up this month. Jupiter, the lucky penny of planets, is laying in scorpio’s path on the 1st, but it’s easy to overlook. if you don’t stop long enough to take a breath, the cosmos can take it away.

  • Taurus

    April 20—May 20

    (April 20—May 20)
    Venus, the goddess of romance and purity, is a bull’s ruler. After nearly a month in Taurus, she’s finally ready to depart on the 23rd, leaving bulls up to their own devices. Mercury (astrology’s version of a shoulder devil) will tempt signs to make poor, hasty career choices on the 17th. Follow Venus’ lead and leave only if it truly feels right.

  • Virgo

    Aug 23—Sept 22

    (August 23—September 22)
    To borrow from Bananarama, this month marks the start of a cruel (cruel, cruel) summer for the Zodiac’s 6th sign. Luckily, it doesn’t last. The new moon on the 27th picks Virgos up, dusts them off and promises to find them a better theme song. Thanks to this lunar leg up, Virgos will feel renewed, refreshed and not at all angry at the season.

sydney levin

Sydney Levin is an extremely attractive writer living in New York City. She enjoys noodles and sloths, although not in that order.