Horoscopes March 2014

  • Aquarius

    Jan 20—Feb 18

    (January 20—February 18)
    Winter’s final full moon rises on the 16th, illuminating a path for spring. As the ground thaws, all hearts should follow suit, lest old grudges poison a new season. Wipe that emotional slate clean and move forward.

  • Aries

    March 21—April 19

    (March 21—April 19)
    Cream rises to the top and that’s where Aries often end up at work. As a result, these natural leaders must strive to be seen as humble. During a tiff on the 19th keep that ego in check. Quick words spoken out of anger will linger for a long time.

  • Cancer

    June 21—July 22

    (June 21—July 22)
    Jupiter’s retrograde ends on the 6th taking its extra burst of energy with it. Instead of yearning for that cosmic triple shot, embrace this slower pace. This has Cancer’s proverbial ducks in a row; now it’s time to give them the attention they deserve.

  • Capricorn

    Dec 22—Jan 19

    (December 22—January 19)
    Patience is a virtue that Capricorns embrace. “Slow but steady” helps win marathons at work, but it’s time to pick up the pace. When the powerful new moon enters on the 1st, take that energy and run with it. A change of speed will turn the right heads.

  • Gemini

    May 21—June 20

    (May 21—June 20)
    Lately “C” has been for “complacent,” and that’s not good enough for Gemini. Quit bragging about stale achievements and focus on achieving new things. Jupiter’s strong transit into Cancer gives all signs the power to reach greater heights by the 18th.

  • Leo

    July 23—Aug 22

    (July 23—August 22)
    When god of war Mars goes retrograde from the 1st to the 20th life may feel like one big battlefield. Now’s not the time to be trigger happy, as any decisions made out of hasty anger will surely backfire. Be the calm you wish to see in the world.

  • Libra

    Sept 23—Oct 22

    (September 23—October 22)
    Libras love the comfort zone, but this month is the month to embrace the travel bug. Spunky Uranus instills a sense of wanderlust, giving Libras the mettle to seek out the unknown and broaden their horizons.

  • Pices

    Feb 19—March 20

    (February 19—March 20)
    Pisces don’t make a big show of it, but they’ve got emotions coming out of their gills. Don’t let bottled up feelings burst out at an inopportune time. Mercury isn’t around to screw up lines of communication, free all heavy thoughts and bask in the lightness of being.

  • Sagittarius

    Nov 22—Dec 21

    (November 22—December 21)
    All signs of the zodiac are afforded new beginnings on March 20th. Don’t waste fresh starts resurrecting relationships that have long since kicked the bucket. The spring equinox is a time to focus on living things.

  • Scorpio

    Oct 23—Nov 21

    (October 23—November 21)
    Saturn is pushing signs to be stronger and better—but not necessarily faster. Impulsive Scorpios hate Saturn’s twists and turns and challenges will persist until December 23rd. Stay calm, for great achievements await.

  • Taurus

    April 20—May 20

    (April 20—May 20)
    When the going gets tough, Taurans should get going. Saturn, the planet of stability, goes retrograde on the 2nd. When a sudden change at work throws everything off, skip bitter grumbling and (nicely) make your demands known. The outcome will be positive.

  • Virgo

    Aug 23—Sept 22

    (August 23—September 22)
    Neptune and Venus are sending out tons of negative energy this month. Whatever happens, don’t join them. Overcompensate with loads of positivity. They’ll take a hike and Virgos will feel amazing.

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Sydney Levin is an extremely attractive writer living in New York City. She enjoys noodles and sloths, although not in that order.