Horoscopes November 2013

  • Aquarius

    Jan 20—Feb 18

    (Jan 20—Feb 18)
    Water bearers will have to make their own luck this month due to relatively little planetary action. Naturally inquisitive, adept and whip-smart, the mind of an Aquarius moves so fast that it’s hard to stop and smell the ideas. Take a minute to focus—then pick one and see it through to fruition.

  • Aries

    March 21—April 19

    (March 21—April 19)
    Rams flourish under the light of a full moon, prepare to feel like a human mix of Pop Rocks and Coke on the 17th. In fact, every emotion will be heightened under the lunar glow. Act only on impulses that won’t backfire when the cosmic buzz wears off.

  • Cancer

    June 21—July 22

    (June 21—July 22)
    The solar eclipse on the 3rd is a major astrological transit, one that brings opportunity for much luck. Still, an eclipse is just a key that needs a hand to turn it. Ditch any leftover anger from a fight last month or that key won’t be able to find the right door.

  • Capricorn

    Dec 22—Jan 19

    (Dec 22—Jan 19)
    When Venus enters on the 5th, it brings the travel bug along for the ride. Whether a sojourn or full-blown vacation, it stays for four full months to ensure that Capricorns find time for a new, no-stress experience. Just be sure the ol’ waistline doesn’t expand along with the mind.

  • Gemini

    May 21—June 20

    (May 21—June 20)
    Jupiter entered over the summer, but it can still have a positive financial effect if Gems play the cosmos right. It’s tough for the twin sign to rein in spending (darn that pesky impulse to buy two of everything), but suppressing the urge to swipe on the 19th will pay off in the end.

  • Leo

    July 23—Aug 22

    (July 23—August 22)
    When Mercury goes retrograde, the gift of gab can feel like a curse. The first two weeks of the month will be rife with miscommunications. A friendly comment could sound like a jab, be sure to soothe hurt feelings fast. Leos will need a map to figure out how everything got lost in translation.

  • Libra

    Sept 23—Oct 22

    (Sep 23—Oct 22)
    Chiron isn’t well known, but it’s an intense healer. It forces Libras to confront pain head-on so that it no longer has a silent hold. Expect someone from the past to come forward on the 19th. Make peace instead of war and prepare to reap the victor’s spoils.

  • Pices

    Feb 19—March 20

    (Feb 19—March 20)
    A planet with its head in the clouds, Neptune wants to unearth creativity reserves buried deep below the surface. Like a cosmic yoga teacher, its helping all Pisces bend, rather than break, under pressure. It’s sticking around through 2025, prepare to feel like Gumby.

  • Sagittarius

    Nov 22—Dec 21

    (Nov 22—Dec 21)
    The honest, justice-loving sun’s entrance on the 21st will make Sags want to bring order to their courts. Before slamming the gavel down on friends and family, remember that Sagittarians aren’t actually Supreme Court justices—they just play one in this ’scope.

  • Scorpio

    Oct 23—Nov 21

    (Oct 23—Nov 21)
    When Mercury goes direct on the 10th, infamously difficult Scorpios will reach a new level of prickly. But nobody likes a walking cactus, think twice before speaking. Those Scorpios interested in remaining employed should keep a few apologies and sincere looks handy on the 19th.

  • Taurus

    April 20—May 20

    (April 20—May 20)
    Bulls are epic procrastinators, but the full beaver moon on the 17th will fix that. It imbues Taurans with a desire to stockpile for winter, prepare to dream of Costco and yearn for piles of wood. This fixation on the home will continue for weeks. Embrace it…and beware of splinters.

  • Virgo

    Aug 23—Sept 22

    (Aug 23—Sep 22)
    A void of course moon is like a Virgo without its coffee: Not happy, not perky and not interested in Virgos’ crap. Don’t make big decisions or finalize any contracts when it’s between signs from 3:59am on the 24th to 7:11am on the 25th. Just focus on the turkey.

sydney levin

Sydney Levin is an extremely attractive writer living in New York City. She enjoys noodles and sloths, although not in that order.