Aquarius
Jan 20—Feb 18
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore...But when it’s void of course, that’s alarming. Avoid signing on any dotted lines or making major decisions on the 26th and 27th as the cosmos will be far too unstable.
Aries
March 21—April 19
If people who wrote “Uranus” on bathroom stalls knew how special the planet was, they’d ditch those Sharpies and beg for forgiveness. The “wake up call” of the cosmos changes lives and it’s focused on Aries until March 2019. Write with caution.
Cancer
June 21—July 22
Mercury must be celebrating Thanksgiving in another galaxy ’cause it’s not going retrograde this month. Since there’s no threat of astrological chaos, drama shouldn’t ensue unless Cancers decide to channel their inner Mariah Carey.
Capricorn
Dec 22—Jan 19
Though the world doubted Pluto, it never waivered in its support of Capricorn. The “Comeback Kid” of the cosmos set its sights on Caps and won’t transition out until 2023. On the 10th, rams’ patience will be rewarded with the energy they need to tackle a huge project.
Gemini
May 21—June 20
The full “beaver” moon on the 25th will inspire Gems to think like the semiaquatic rodent and get busy tackling housework. A burst of lunar energy makes starting a long-ignored project much easier, and it will feel dam good to have that weight off those shoulders.
Leo
July 23—Aug 22
Confident Leos love being the center of attention and struggle when left to their own devices. “Alone time” turns lions into scaredy cats, but it’s a fear that must be overcome. On the 8th, turn down an invitation in favor of a party of one.
Libra
Sept 23—Oct 22
A long time ago, someone smart said, “All is fair in love and war.” While practical Libras agree, romantic, wild Venus wants serious scales to throw caution to the wind and focus on themselves from the 8th onward. Hey, you never know!
Pices
Feb 19—March 20
In astrology, Chiron is a sort of emotional nurse. The node identifies invisible injuries and pushes us to suture them properly. Side effects include: angst, moody Facebook status updates and a burning desire for Ben and Jerry’s.
Sagittarius
Nov 22—Dec 21
Mercury is the Dennis the Menace of the cosmos, but unlike its human counterpart, it isn’t solely focused on pushing Mr. Wilson into an early grave. The planet is kind to Sags, ensuring a surprise-free month of happiness and love.
Scorpio
Oct 23—Nov 21
Hotheaded Scorps famously have tempers, but their fuses have been and will remain extra short this fall thanks to the Sun’s influence. Winter’s just around the corner; as temperatures cool, so will that attitude. But in the meantime, think before reacting.
Taurus
April 20—May 20
While some signs see the cornucopia of life as half empty, ambitious Taurans feel it’s full. There’s a ton to be thankful for on the 26th, but bulls will get grateful applause earlier in the month when they figure out a solution to a sticky work issue on the 13th.
Virgo
Aug 23—Sept 22
Jupiter is the Will Shortz (The New York Times’ crossword editor) of planets in that it can figure out tricky puzzles in the blink of an eye. That influence strengthens Virgos’ intuition and helps them uncover the difficult truth about a toxic friend on the 19th.
