Jan 20—Feb 18
Aquarians are visionaries and people flock to them in droves. They’re never short on ideas, but they become especially prolific from the 7th on, thanks to artistic Mercury’s influence. Leverage that creativity for extra success at work but don’t forget to bring others along for the fun.
March 21—April 19
The planet is on track four of the seven years of its journey, hoping to provide a “divine wake-up call.” The relaxed planet has big plans and while they may not seem obvious right now, Aries will be singing a different tune come 2018. Keep the senses open to be ready for whatever comes.
June 21—July 22
Cancers’ lives are thrown off track when the moon is transitioning from one sign to another. During a VOC period, it’s best not to start or finish anything, be it a relation- ship or a new job. The most trying times are from 5:59PM on the 14th to 2:19AM on the 16th.
Dec 22—Jan 19
Caps are about to get a dose of the limelight, especially around the 8th when they enjoy a burst of popularity. When it’s time to step into the spotlight, don’t make like a Pluto moon and freeze. Don your most fashionable shades to avoid being blinded by the light!
May 21—June 20
When the powerful full hunter-moon rises on the 27th, Geminis may feel their inner animal flexing its claws. If the desire to howl at a colleague takes over on the 29th, try some soothing self-talk until the urge has passed.
July 23—Aug 22
Life is basically a Hallmark card for Leos this month as romantic Venus enters on the 6th and spews hugs and kisses. Leos are often so busy running the show at work that they forget to make their partner a priority. Now is the perfect time to lavish them with love.
Sept 23—Oct 22
The planets whipped up a special October menu for you and it’s all treats, no tricks. Take advantage of the new moon on the 12th. It sweetens the month, bringing an influx of energy that sapped scales sorely needed.
Feb 19—March 20
Pisces can be notoriously difficult to get along with. Luckily there’s help ahead in the form of Jupiter, a cosmic couples therapist. Its calming influence helps break up a petty fight on the 8th.
Nov 22—Dec 21
Saturn will be extra busy this month, especially on the 10th when Sags will have to stay stoic during an awkward work meeting. Saturn transitions out on December 19, 2017, when archers will officially be deemed so adult they’ll never again find flatulence jokes the least bit humorous.
Oct 23—Nov 21
The sun is inspiring signs to get motivated and tackle problems holding them back. The massive motivator enters on the 23rd, firing Scorps up for an intense month in which all back-riding monkeys should be unloaded and set free.
April 20—May 20
Angry, volatile Mercury is in retrograde right off the bat (1st – 9th), try to push big decisions or deadlines off until the 10th when lines of communication will be much more secure.
Aug 23—Sept 22
Venus wants nothing more than to help signs fall in love, but the road to satisfaction can be paved with danger. On the 8th, the planet is pumping such a concentrated level of emotion that Virgos may develop misplaced feelings for the wrong person. Be sure to think before driving down the proverbial wrong road.